terminal-bisexuality:

I could never give someone fries if they also liked onion rings. How do I know they won’t want onion rings while they’re having fries? Everyone should pick either onion rings or fries, but not both. If you like both, you’re just being greedy.

(via the-uterus)

@7 hours ago with 332 notes

forgettinglethe:

This is Zuulander! The newest addition to my life. staticinstability and I will raise him to be big and strong!

@8 hours ago with 1 note

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@9 hours ago with 5583 notes
#gif #serial experiments lain 

bookmad:

"fat girls shouldn’t—"

—have to deal with your narrow minded bullshit.

(via sometransgal)

@10 hours ago with 112770 notes

urbancatfitters:

i wonder how people describe me when they’re talking about me to someone who’s never met me

(Source: urbancatfitters, via dajo42)

@11 hours ago with 1087061 notes

crimester:

mentally ill people are not inherently abusive and mental illness does not excuse abuse. nothing excuses abuse and therefore:

  • you have to take responsibility for your abusive actions
  • you have to accept the consequences of your abusive actions

boom

(via 4417graves)

@12 hours ago with 1987 notes

boodrilf:

a reminder: men, both trans and cis, can get breast cancer. women, both trans and cis, can get breast cancer. 

if your support of breast cancer worship is focused on cis women, it is transphobic and cissexist 

(via princessgender)

@13 hours ago with 54 notes
spooky-captain-mochlum:

6 word horror story

spooky-captain-mochlum:

6 word horror story

(Source: ghostcipher, via punlich)

@14 hours ago with 1309 notes

socialistexan:

"They were raised that way" seems to be this generation’s "they’re from a different time."

It’s an excuse for bigotry, and a bad one at that. You don’t get to say you’re anti-bigotry and still excuse these behaviors. It’s called apologism.

(via princessgender)

@7 hours ago with 145 notes

MRA Dating Advice

misandry-mermaid:

Tip: On a first date, be as obnoxious and creepy as possible. If she objects and calls you out, say it was just a joke and tell her to lighten up.  If she doesn’t object, you know what level of awfulness you can get away with.  Use that info to be an abusive dick without consequences in the future.

(via ask-an-mra-anything)

@9 hours ago with 287 notes
marley-gang:

ultrafacts:

thescoon:

sir-hathaway:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

I rarely reblog stuff like this, but this is so damn clever and hilarious.

(Source) for the fact in the picture

Lmaoo

marley-gang:

ultrafacts:

thescoon:

sir-hathaway:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

I rarely reblog stuff like this, but this is so damn clever and hilarious.

(Source) for the fact in the picture

Lmaoo

(via sometransgal)

@10 hours ago with 518344 notes

brainalize:

Snakes in squares by Guido Mocafico.

(via sometransgal)

@10 hours ago with 6474 notes
#snakes 

I am a ghoul

I am a ghoul

(Source: rene-elric, via princessgender)

@11 hours ago with 3236 notes

lady-haggard:

shyghost:

the world already caters to you and values you. you can handle one website discussing things without you.

"It’s ok to not have a mental illness"???   No shit, Dick Tracy.   Are you seriously whining about how hard you have it because you don’t have a mental illness that fucking ruins your life half the time and your poor widdle feelings are hurt because you feel left out when people who do have those problems manage to find a supportive community online?   You have the entire world at your feet, how about you try not to piss on those of us enjoying our crumbs over here in the corner?   Eat shit and die, trashbag.

ps - Straight people have cooties.  

pps - If the shadow of a straight person falls across a cow, it will curdle the cows’ milk forever.

(via indarkestday)

@12 hours ago with 10075 notes

afro-dominicano:

socialjusticekoolaid:

Whites riot over pumpkins in NH and Twitter turns it into epic lesson about Ferguson, aka The Best of #PumpkinFest, PT 1. #staywoke

in this week’s episode of shit black folks would get murdered or jailed with no trial for

(via punlich)

@13 hours ago with 35881 notes